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Why are there always people who seem to walk around with their damn ass on their neck instead of their head?
I sometimes just wanna shoot someone. Terribly, I do.

But, what I really wanted to tell you is what wonderful kinda people are existing out here as well. ^^ Just to brighten your day as much as mine when I start thinking about them. And no, I wasn't talking about you Finja. ;-)

First person to mention is that woman who walks around in the city and when you spot her, she is always walking backwards. And that like really, really fast, u know? A friend of mine called her Lady Rewind. And when i say always, I mean it. Anytime of the day. It's amazing to look at that. I mean, I can recall doing that when i was little. Only when I did so... it never was that smooth and fast...

Second on is the Opera singer from ur neighbourhood. U can hear him singing when you are walking down the street in that poor quarter of the city, that looks absolutely normal, but where u wouldn't wanna walk through in the night time. At least that's what people say. And that guy really is amazing.^^ He looks a little like Mikey from Disney's Recess...

Then we have the guy who is making u laugh without wanting to do so. You know those guys that tell u the end is near and we are all damned, cuz we are wearing skirts that are too short and sleep around like it was nothing? I just can't get sick of that one xDDD Sadly, they send him outta twon. He's got no right to preach here anymore. Before that he did it every saturday in front of one of the city's shopping centers.

Then, one man, who already bit the dust several years ago. He really was a nice person... Fat ass crazy, and absolutely disgusting when drunk, but surely a one of a kind person. He sang everywhere, was always in a good mood and inspiration to a lot of people around here... His name was Holly and when his time was there, nobody was there to pay for the funeral. And in the end everyone I know started collecting money. It was like everyone loved and hated him at the same time. I really hated talking to him at some point, one reason for that might be his habit of always calling me Maria. But I always tended to think of him as somewhat special and he never was a bad person... Dunno why exactly I desperately wanna have him on this list, but I think he is right here.

Okay, there always are bad examples as well... One guy that really creeps me off is running around town with his walkie-talkie in an army uniform, wearing a beret... and I swear one day he'll totally freak out. i can't even say if he's a Nazi or just randomly yells at people and he is constantly talking to himself and has this really creepy gaze on his face... like... I dunno... I just wait until he runs around shoting people. He obviously doesn't live in reality anymore... but in a bad way. I wish I wouldn't see that guy anymore... really freaking me out that one... 

Anyway... If you have some people you really like to watch while walking around town who always bring a smile to your face, I'd love to hear about it^^
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redhawksoars's avatar
Wow...flabbergasting little story here...a pleasure to catch up with your work!